Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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