What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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