I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
