If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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