Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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