We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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