It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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