"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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