So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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