Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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