Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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