Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I touched a dick in church today
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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