a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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