Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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