Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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