You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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