In the future we'll all be gay
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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