Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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