It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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