I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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