So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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