its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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