you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
