Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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