That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
