The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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