did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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