Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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