so explain again why im purple
no
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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