i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
ok first of all what the fuck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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