Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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