Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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