The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please, let me fuck your mom
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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