New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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