I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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