Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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