His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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