Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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