i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
