Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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