i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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