How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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