You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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