Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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