It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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