I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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