I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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