found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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being pregnant is like rehab
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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