I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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