i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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