This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
