How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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