fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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