oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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