North Korea, Best Korea!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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