When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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